City high school closed after 'ice-bombs' found!!
Holy shit!! This was the heading of the Baltimore Sun article that ran today.
Did you read the article? No? Well, you don't have to. The title should fill you in.
Bullshit. Let me share the article with you.
A high school in NE Balto, Mergenthaler Vocational-Technical High School in the 3500 block of Hillen Road, was evacuated and closed this afternoon after someone poured a chemical substance in three spots in hallways, according to a spokesman for the city Fire Department. No injuries were reported.
Was this the work of Al Qeda? Naw. It was a school prank (I'm sure). The "ice-bomb" was a mixture of dry ice and some other inert shit that looks all crazy but is harmless. So, most likely a school prank. Hey, it's May. School pranks will be is full effect for the next few weeks.
So this was just a school prank and no reason for alarm.
I wish I woulda pulled a prank in my school that gave everyone else the day off. It was a nice day too.
Lucky terrorists.
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