Showing posts with label Baltimore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baltimore. Show all posts

24 February, 2010

Potholes! Potholes Everywhere!!

Man, I'll tell you what.  I'm already tired of these Monday-Friday potholes in this Monday-Friday town!
With all the snow and snow plowing from the storm of the century (of the month) Baltimore streets have been left looking like the surface of the moon. 
Potholes everywhere. 
When we had walls of snow on the streets we had to manuver carefully because the streets were so narrow and side-swiping someone was possible.  Now when we drive we're swerving all over the place because of the crater slolem that we play on our daily commute.  Someone's gonna get smashed by someone else who's trying to dodge the upcoming potholes in the street.

Last week my commute took me up out of Hampden up Roland Ave and it was pretty nasty.  This week I've been deployed to Essex and my eastwardly evacuation is much longer with potholes everywhere. And I mean  er'war!

Ironic?  My only smooth sailing is down Erdman Ave. because it was recently repaved last year.  What used to be one of the worst spots on my drive is now smooth sailing.  But the rest of the way is like playing Moon Patrol. 

Watch out if your driving eastbound on 33rd between Guilford and Barclay.  There's a T-shaped canyon that takes up nearly 2 lanes.  I found that out the hard way.

Where else are you seeing massive pock marks in the city? 
  • Clifton Park cut through at 33rd and Harford has always been bad but now it's worse. 
  • The Avenue eastbound in Hampden has a deep one right before you get to Cafe Hon.  Ouch.
Hold on to the wheel. folks.  Baltimore's in for a bumpy ride. 
I can just hear the city now.  Throwing a fit come springtime over all the potholes. 
Where's our Fed. disaster relief $$?  Hope we get it in time to dump that cash into those holes.  And why not?  Aren't we just gonna dump it into some black hole anyway?

10 February, 2010

Snowed In In Hampden

 

This is my car under the snow of last night.  I was driving it just last night.

 
Not going anywhere for a while?  Naw,  me neither.  Good thing there are 5 bars still withing walking distance.  I think I'll take advantage of the 1/2 price drafts at 13.5% today.  


 
This was our back yard at the 22" mark on Saturday.  Good thing I don't have to shovel out my yard.  BUt having a full city block yard does have its disadvantages.  I have 2 sidewalks to shovel out.  


 
This was last Saturday on Roland Ave. while one of the news crews was talking to some of Hampden's finest. 


 
I wonder if this was a photo op?   We got out of 13.5% to see the mayor at the 7-11 on Falls and 36th talking to camera crews.  3 city plow trucks past by her while they were filming.  OK, so trucks are out and working.  So why didn't any of them drop their plow and plow out the Avenue?  


 

Random car on Chestnut St. Sat night.  Maybe it's a van.  Who knows?  We'll find out in the spring thaw.



02 November, 2009

Fells Point Becomes Vector for Swine Flu

Like every Halloween in Baltimore, Fells Point was ripe for adventure and this year was no different.

Sure there were costumes galore, people galore, police presence double galore and Yankee fans interspersed throughout the night dressed as a constant reminder that the Yankees suck. Especially when they win.
So what is an avid Yankee hater to do? Why, give them swine flu, of course.
Fear not, wary citizens. It was not the real H1N1 but a replica of the virus spread throughout Fells Point in sticker form.

Swine Flu

I had over 300 stickers of the H1N1 virus and passed out nearly all of them on a trail from Hampden to Fells Point.


Swine flu and vaccine
Once we hit Broadway and Thames and entered the 98Rock tent we were at ground zero for infection. I say “we” because my Suesue was dressed as the flu vaccine. But by the time I got to the party it was too late for a vaccine so she was just there to add an empty promise of relief and a needle in the ass. Both of which were fun to watch.

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Balloon Boy got infected. I’m sure many of you will be pleased to hear that. You’re welcome!



PhotobucketObama’s Health Care Death Panel also became incubators for the H1N1 virus. What better way to speed up the death process than to contract swine flu at your first meeting with the Death Panel. OK, so maybe Republicans were right. This panel IS going to kill a lot of people. Sorry about that.



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Even Soap and Scrubbie got a virus to take home and spread to the family. This just goes to show that you can wash your hands all you want. Hell, you can even BE soap and you’re not safe from the virus.


Swine Flu
And as a smart virus I even managed to infect the helpful ladies who were selling me drinks all night. What better way to spread the virus then to infect those who will be handling your food and drink? (hey, the flu has been outsmarting you complex humans for years).



Cal and Mr. Boh

Sorry Baltimore but even your two biggest heroes were infected this weekend. As for the rest of the O’s, I have no reason why they were sick all season. I had nothing to do with that.



Cock Block Halloween '09

This girl, however, I couldn’t seem to get rid of. She’ll always be around whenever I’m looking to have a good time. Get outta the way!! Don’t you have anything better to do?!  You ever wonder what's taking so long for the flu vaccine to get out?  Blame this bitch. 

By 2am we had successfully passed out enough swine flu to put this city down for the count.
From notable figures like Albert Einstien and John Lennon to 1/2 of the Ravens defensive line to even inaanimate objects like Soap and Water this town could be the next sight for a flu epidemic.
Hope you have your sick leave built up. 

30 October, 2009

Happy Halloween! Love, Swine Flu

Swine flu Wishes Everyone a Happy Halloween.

This year I’m going as swine flu for Halloween. Why not? It’s topical. It’s all in the news and it’s scaring America more than any devilish creature from this world or the next.
But what if I really am a human incubator for the dreaded H1N1?
How many people would I come in contact with on an average Halloween night?
How quickly could I spread this agent of terror throughout the land?
Well, lets see.

Tomorrow I will be swine flu and I have 300 viruses on hand to spread.
Actually this virus is a 3x5 sticker of the H1N1 virus. Anyone I come in contact with for more than a few seconds gets a sticker. A handshake gets a sticker.
A hug gets a sticker.
A smooch definitely gets a sticker.
And if I go bobbing for apples at the local elementary school and the whole place gets a sticker.

The possibilities of spreading the virus are endless.
This is one of the joys of being a vector.
So if you’re out on Halloween and you see a sick pig handing out H1N1 you just may get infected.
But there’s no need to panic. My girlfriend will be dressed as the H1N1 vaccine. So just talk to her and you could get the antidote. But probably not. She’s not a people person. She’s just in it for the money.

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04 May, 2009

Commuter Biking Reimbursements: The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009

Commuter Biking Reimbursements: The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009
http://fpc.state.gov/documents/organization/121927.pdf

Page 24 lists possible bike commuter reimbursement possibly equal to that of parking fees.

“…Up to $120 (for 2009) per month of employer provided
transit and vanpool benefits was excludable from gross income. The Senate-passed bill
(Sec. 1251) proposed to increase the monthly exclusion for employer-provided transit, vanpool,
and bicycle commuting benefits to the same level as the exclusion for employer-provided
parking. There was no similar provision in the House bill. ARRA (§1151) includes the text of the
Senate proposal, increasing the benefit for transit, vanpools, and bicycle commuting to $230 per
month. The provision is scheduled to expire at the end of 2010. JCT estimates the cost at $192
million over 10 years.”

19 March, 2009

ATTN: Indy Minded Baltimore Residents: City From Below

A group of activists and organizers, including Red Emma's, the Indypendent Reader, The Baltimore Development Cooperative, campbaltimore, and the Campaign for a Better Baltimore are calling for a conference called The City From Below, to take place in Baltimore during the weekend of March 27th-29th, 2009 at 2640, a grassroots community center and events venue.


Our intention to focus on the city first and foremost stems from our own organizing experience, and a recognition that the city is very often the terrain on which we fight, and which we should be fighting for. To take a particularly salient example in Baltimore, it is increasingly the case that labor struggles, especially in the service sector, need to confront not just unfair employers, but structurally disastrous municipal development policies. While the financial crisis plays out in the national news and in the spectacle of legislative action, it is at the level of the urban community where foreclosures can be directly challenged and the right to a non-capitalist relation to housing can be fought for. Our right to an autonomous culture, to our freedom to dissent, to public spaces and to public education all hinge increasingly on our relation to the cities in which we live and to the people and forces in control of them. And our cities offer some truly inspiring and creative examples of resistance - from the community garden to the neighborhood assembly.

18 March, 2009

Baltimore: City From Below. Workshops/Lectures

The City From Below
March 27th-29th, 2009
Baltimore

The city has emerged in recent years as an indispensable concept for many of the struggles for social justice we are all engaged in - it's a place where theory meets practice, where the neighborhood organizes against global capitalism, where unequal divisions based on race and class can be mapped out block by block and contested, where the micropolitics of gender and sexual orientation are subject to metropolitan rearticulation, where every corner is a potential site of resistance and every vacant lot a commons to be reclaimed, and, most importantly, a place where all our diverse struggles and strategies have a chance of coming together into something greater. In cities everywhere, new social movements are coming into being, hidden histories and herstories are being uncovered, and unanticipated futures are being imagined and built - but so much of this knowledge remains, so to speak, at street-level. We need a space to gather and share our stories, our ideas and analysis, a space to come together and rethink the city from below.To that end, a group of activists and organizers, including Red Emma's, the Indypendent Reader, The Baltimore Development Cooperative, campbaltimore, and the Campaign for a Better Baltimore are calling for a conference called The City From Below, to take place in Baltimore during the weekend of March 27th-29th, 2009 at 2640, a grassroots community center and events venue.

Our intention to focus on the city first and foremost stems from our own organizing experience, and a recognition that the city is very often the terrain on which we fight, and which we should be fighting for. To take a particularly salient example from Baltimore, it is increasingly the case that labor struggles, especially in the service sector, need to confront not just unfair employers, but structurally disastrous municipal development policies. While the financial crisis plays out in the national news and in the spectacle of legislative action, it is at the level of the urban community where foreclosures can be directly challenged and the right to a non-capitalist relation to housing can be fought for. Our right to an autonomous culture, to our freedom to dissent, to public spaces and to public education all hinge increasingly on our relation to the cities in which we live and to the people and forces in control of them. And our cities offer some truly inspiring and creative examples of resistance - from the community garden to the neighborhood assembly.

We are committed in organizing this conference to a horizontal framework of participation, one which allows us to concretely engage with and support ongoing social justice struggles. What we envision is a conference which isn't just about academics and other researchers talking to each other and at a passive audience, but one where some of the most inspiring campaigns and projects on the frontlines of the fight for the right to the city (community anti-gentrification groups, transit rights activists, tenant unions, alternative development advocates, sex worker's rights advocates, prison reform groups) will not just be represented, but will concretely benefit from the alliances they build and the knowledge they gain by attending.At the same time, we also want to productively engage those within the academic system, as well as artists, journalists, and other researchers. It is a mistake to think that people who spend their lives working on urban geography and sociology, in urban planning, or on the history of cities have nothing to offer to our struggles. At the same time, we recognize that too often the way in which academics engage activists, if they do so at all, is to talk at them. We are envisioning something much different, closer to the notion of "accompaniment". We want academics and activists to talk to each other, to listen to each other, and to offer what they each are best able to. Concretely, we're hoping to facilitate this kind of dynamic by planning as much of the conference as possible as panels involving both scholars and organizers.

THEMES TO BE CONSIDERED
Gentrification/uneven development
Policing and incarceration
Tenants rights/housing as a right
Public transit
Urban worker's rights
Foreclosures/financial crisis
Public education
Slots/casinos/regressive taxation
Cultural gentrification
Underground economies
Reclaiming public space
The right to the city
Squatting/Contesting Property Rights
Urban sustainability
PROPOSAL SUBMISSIONS

Please share with us your proposal for workshops or presentations. We hope to host 15-25 sessions with a mixture of formats and welcome proposals from groups and individuals. The conference is geared towards discussion and participation. People are welcome to bring papers andother resources with them, but this conference is not oriented to the presentation of papers. There will be 50 and 110 minute sessions. We welcome self-organized workshops but will also work to incorporate individual proposals into panels with others. In your proposal please indicate how your proposal relates to the themes of the conference, expected participants, organizing partners and session format (training, panel, open discussion, video, etc.) and how long the session will be. We are especially interested in proposals which combine critique of the urban environment with discussions of new strategies for its reclamation.Please get proposals to us no later than the 30th of January, but preferably before January 1st.

Please send proposals to:

cityfrombelow -at- redemmas.org

Email is preferred, but you can also send a proposal to:

City from Belowc/o Red Emma's800 St Paul St.Baltimore MD 21202

26 July, 2008

Baltimore builds Arena to Nowhere.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_city/bal-arena0724,0,1841047.story

OK, so most, or some, of you know that the city is going to tear down 1st Mariner Arena in 2010 and build a new one on the sight. But they have no commitment from anyone to use it.
They would like to lure a NBA/NHL team to the arena but isn't this area saturated enough in sports?
Can Baltimore even afford an NBA team? An NHL team? I'd love to see it but don't think it will happen.

But they're gonna have their stadium. Yes sir-ee.

From the Sun:.." Previous state policy called for attracting a franchise before building a sports venue, but city officials said this project would thrive even without a team."

Do you hear the great sucking sound?


Oh but it gets better. Ever hear of the Maryland Stadium Authority?

This coincides with a report I read on city development and Baltimore. Dudes on the board of the MSA have been known to buy up run down railway land or warehouse land and then suggest that the new stadium be built near this old warehouse near the railway.
Then their construction firm gets a contract to rehab the warehouse around the new stadium.

Enough of the pancake pontificating. Back to...oh, where was I?


Oh yes! MSA and $$ and the great sucking sound of publicly funded/privately profitable.
The legend of the upper tier, puppeteer untouchable. (I didn't pen that. )

..."It is impossible to build a building of that size that is privately financed. The state and city have to pick it up," said John Moag, a former chairman of the Maryland Stadium Authority who now runs a company that provides consulting to sports leagues and teams."

The sucking continues. As stated above, it's impossible to stop. (If I'm going to get rich than it's impossible for this deal to stop).

I guess I won't be griping, though, when I'm watching WWE Smackdown in a new badass arena. But I'll bitch about it's birth to who ever will listen. Maybe I'll take a sign that reads "RIP 1st Mariner". Or whatever.

06 June, 2008

Sample Patron at WIne Source Today!

I just got an email from the Wine Source on Elm St. in Hampden. They have wine tastings every weekend but this Friday, that's today, they're sampling Patron Citronage. Yea!! Get on out there and get your free Patron samples. Really now. This blog sells itself. If you're in Hampden from 4-7 tonight get there and get your free swill on. And then go pick yourself up a nice Belgian White because there's really nothing better on a summer day. Oh wait. A nice farmhouse Saisson would be better. See you there
Cheers!

19 May, 2008

Mayor Dixon to End Homelessness by Hiding the Homeless

Oh wait, but they're still here.

I just read a story on the B site about the homeless folks at the St. Vinny DePaul park downtown. Looks like the city wants to get rid of them, pardon me, relocate them. I know the city has been battling with St, Vinny for a while now about these homeless folks. They are in a very visible part of town which is one of the worst places for the homeless to be (besides anywhere else). To add another blow, city officials are concerned about drug use and prostitution going on under those blue tarps in the park. So what’s the result? No more tarps. The news article (or B’s rendition of it…it was lifted from the Examiner so who knows for sure what really unfolded) articulated the speech to sound like St. Vinny was allowed to let the homeless remain if they gave up their blue tarps. There goes your rain shelter, your sun shade, your last bit of privacy, your last vestige of a home. That’s hardball. The mayor has found a way to make the homeless even more homeless. The Sun said, “ The agreement with the church, which is known for its social activism, didn't come easy. Lawrence(St. Vinny Rev) and his flock have stood firm for years against city officials who complained that the camp of homeless people was an eyesore.” An eyesore. Yes, that’s what the homeless are. An eyesore too close to the Inner Harbor. Oh we’re gonna put ‘em in homes. Don’t you worry. Once you can’t see the homeless anymore then our goals will have been achieved. If they are trying to reach their goal than how come they still allow a 72 yr old woman to live in the park? That’s someone’s grandmother out there.
So is it really the tarps? What if these folks were given clear tarps? Would that solve the situation? Are the tarps really the problem? Or are the tarps drawing too much visible attraction to homeless people. Kinda like the horse stables being the real reason why the Arabbers couldn't’t keep their horses in their stables. And where are they today?
Or did the mayor achieve her goal in eradicating the Arabbers too? Haven’t seen them in my neighborhood all year. I wonder if they’re now homeless too?