Benefits of the Blind.

Happy Birthday to me again, it is still the day of thy.

I got off early today and was home by 3pm. Jumped in the shower because I took the morning off. I can take my birthday off from showering. It's not like I'm going to do any work today.

So back to living in the now.

It's 3pm and I jump in the shower (insert cute pizza delivery guy forum image here) in a nice bright bathroom. Taking a shower at 3pm always makes me feel like I just woke up prior. And any day when I wake up at 3pm is already a damn fine day!

Oh yea, it's also nice to take a shower with my contact lenses already in. How many times do I shower like that? About every time I shriek "Holy shit! How long has my shower been this damn ass filthy?!"

I swear! I'm blind as a bat in the morning. There could be baby snakes (they live in a hole hole, a holy hole) escaping into the drain and I wouldn't notice.

Thankfully today I saw no baby snakes.

Ugh...I hope I've forgotten about the filthy shower by tomorrow morning when I'm blind again.


Cheers.

I'd like to thank Frank Zappa for the Baby Snakes.