The Daily Breather is no mathematician
but one would think that the basic laws of probability should be pretty equal
across the board. This can easily be
tested with the probability of flipping a coin or the probability of rolling
snake eyes on a pair of dice. Both of these are just as boring as the math
itself. Where’s the risk? Where’s the
reward? Where’s the potato salad? More
importantly, where is the good potato salad?
You too might be asking yourself
this very same question when you come upon a poorly planned banquet table from
time to time. What makes it poorly
planned? Well, four different people
brought a pan of potato salad. Now that’s some poor planning if you ask
me. It’s not a total loss though because
I love a good potato salad. Conversely,
I got no time or patience for poorly prepared potato salad (It’s times like
these that I wish I could find a synonym for salad that begins with P).
Enter the law of probability. Of the four pans of potato salad what are the
chances that I’ll choose the one that tastes like ass? You would think my chances are 1 in 4
right? Well, I’m here to tell you that
potato salad is the great negater in said law.
Now it might just be poor choices that I’ve made throughout my life (in
choosing potato salad that is) but I believe that I am on the losing side of
probability when choosing a choice potato salad when more than three options
are set before me.
How can I overcome this? I don’t want to be that guy who has to give
each potato salad the sniff test. That
doesn’t look right. And I shouldn’t take four helpings of potato salad and try
them all, although, I believe four servings is the USDA recommended amount of
potato salad that each American should be consuming. That might be outdated data though. That was
info taken from a 5th grade science fair project I did. It’s probably higher now.
Until I can find the perfect way to
identify the proper potato salad I’ll be that guy sitting in a folding chair
with a plate of food on my lap making a sour milk face. Who brought this horrible potato salad?