Man, this month is getting ugly. At least this is for a good cause because the brostache is starting to take on a life of its own. I'm not sure just how much longer I will be able to control it. Not only is it making it harder for me to smooch pretty ladies but it is also making me feel like I want to fix things around the house. Other times it makes me feel like that cop who pulls you over and searches your car just to be a dick. And to make matters even worse it's coming in ginger! Who knows what evil it has in store for mankind.
Please help me. Donate to the Movember mustache fund before it's too late.
So far my team has raised nearly $1,500 for Livestrong and the Prostate Cancer Foundation. Go team Bohvember! You too can help out. Just g'head and click on the link below to make a simple donation today. Please! Help me feed the mustache. I'm not sure how much longer I can control it.
Big thanks to those who have already contributed. Your donation means a lot and if the stache does decide to attack then you will probably be spared. I can't make any promises though.